If I was a Learjet...

Alright... so... just in time for me to start my daily commute to Mooresville (Monday is my first day at Lowe's), engadget has come through for me in a big way. Apparently, the Gryphon parachute system you see pictured here allows its user to fly up to 25 miles before deploying the chute. Should be just enough to get me to exit 33, provided there's no headwind. I just hope they keep that rooftop door to the stairwell unlocked during bidness hours.